Sometimes, I need more than 140 characters.
"a little drunk on intuition, maybe taking things too far"
But also my favorite because I can actually justify my overwhelming feeling of annoyance with most of America by looking at pictures of these assholes standing in line for 30 hours and grinning ear to ear over a PHONE that they could’ve just gotten in the mail a couple of weeks from now anyway.
Hold up, what do you mean “gotten in the mail a couple of weeks from now”?!
The real core of this insanity is that the rest of us are getting ours in the mail TODAY like civilized people. This is literally self-inflicted punishment for no real reason whatsoever.
I have all those stamps and this is all totally true.
Getting on with some serious business of drinking Portland-brewed beer (at BridgePort Brewing Company)
You know I’ve been on vacation too long when I’ve completely caught up on sleep and have insomnia.
Reading about earthquakes in the bathroom.